Lil Debbie's Ode to FLOTUS Is...Nonsense, Ridiculous, {Insert Your Own Descriptor Here}

Released on Election Day, this video is ridiculous. We couldn't come up with any other words to describe it. Note the nonsensical lyrics below.  

Yes, they rhymed Michelle Obama with Jeffrey Dahmer.

Chorus:

Presidential tint, Michelle Obama
Frozen femurs in the freezer, Jeffrey Dahmer

Lil Debbie:

I just wanna have some fun, Cindy Lauper
Six carrots in the mouth, jaw dropper
They said I never make it on my own two, hold on I got Ryan Seacrest on line two, hold up
Tint look like the first lady, gettin' brain ...
Coupe the color of Kanye, with the four door, Tom Brady
I'm stargazing, condos and foreign places
Female, Bernie Maydoff
...
I'm presidential, a hundred servants
Internet sensation, I should down the server
I'm fashion forward, ford model
On a pill, with a Coke bottle
Coke girls, Ciroc girls, came through with a top curl
They do whatever I do, that's why they never rock pearls
Only diamonds, purp and yellow, Kobe diamonds
I've been ... time, ever since Jody signed me
...

See more of the ridiculous lyrics here.