Yep, that's exactly what I want when I sleep. Warmth. Check. Mystery. Check. Ghettoness? We don't think so.
It even includes a pocket for your phone so you won't lose it while being stopped and frisked in your dreams. (Our commentary, not theirs.)
We are not posting the link because if you want to purchase the Hoodie Pillow and get ghetto in the bedroom, find it yourself.