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Saturday, December 29, 2012

'All My Babies' Mamas' May Be The Trashiest Television Show Of All Time

It looks like Oxygen will begin airing 'All My Babies' Mamas,' a show centered around Atlanta rapper Carlos Walker, who is better known as Shawty Lo of the group D4L. We're sure 2013 is shuddering already. How can Oxygen even begin to top shows like The Bad Girls Club, I'm Having Their Baby, and Dance Your A*s Off?

Mr. Lo had his first child at the age of 15 and has not stopped since. 

Currently, he has 11 children with 10 different women.

However, as you can see from the series' title - these are not women, they are 'baby mamas'. 

Lo says he always knew he would have a lot of kids - he just didn't know he would have so many baby mamas. "It just happened."  

After the first few children arrived, we'd like to think he knew how they were made and where the baby mamas came from. 

Mr. Lo is no longer romantically involved with any of these women. In fact, he has a new girlfriend, age 19, who is the same age as 4 of his 11 children. One of the mothers questions whether the new girlfriend is actually a child of one of the original baby mamas. Sigh. Another mother refers to Lo as merely a "sperm donor."

"To you guys, he might be known as a rapper but here in Atlanta, he's known for having 11 kids and 10 baby mamas," narrates E'creia. She is known as "The First Lady Baby Mama" because she controls the rapper's finances and the other women say she is the best at getting money out of him. The First Lady introduces the other women as "The Fighter Baby Mama", "The Jealous Baby Mama", "The Wanna-Be-Bougie Baby Mama", "The No Drama Baby Mama", "The Shady Baby Mama", and (as expected?) "The Baby Mama From Hell".  

Drama begins and the power struggle ensues. 

The mothers report Lo lied about exactly how many children he had during the courtship stages. "They were coming out like presents. Every Christmas a child was coming out," one mother says. He sounds like a real winner to us.  
 
The mothers say the system with "The Black Hugh Hefner" is complicated but it works. All of the Baby Mamas even get together at least once a month. Aww.


The kicker of the pilot is probably when Mr. Lo sits down to prove he can name all of his children in order. He is not successful and skips over one of his sons after a few tries. 

Let us hope that Mr. Lo has learned how to 'wrap it up' and Oxygen will gain some sense and wrap up this tragedy of a show before it hits the airwaves next year.


You can watch the pilot here but we urge you to join our #TwoPersonBoycott of this trash.